Top 100 Male Masturbation | Top Terms for Female Masturbation

Over 1,000 Terms for Male Masturbation

  1. A little five on one

  2. Abuse the fuse

  3. Adjust your set

  4. Anger the cobra

  5. Anger the pickle

  6. Answer the bone-a-phone

  7. Appease the cheese

  8. Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ

  9. Asexual reproduction

  10. Autofellatio

  11. Auto-manipulation

  12. Ax the timber

  13. Badger the witness

  14. Bag that ass up

  15. Bait the mast

  16. Bake cream cakes

  17. Bake the cheese

  18. Banana squeezing

  19. Bang yourself

  20. Bank off shoot goo

  21. Bash the bishop

  22. Baste the turkey

  23. Battle the Cyclops

  24. Be a loner

  25. Beat it

  26. Beat off

  27. Beat Pedro

  28. Beat the banger

  29. Beat the beef

  30. Beat the bishop

  31. Beat the bologna

  32. Beat the hog

  33. Beat the meat

  34. Beat the monkey

  35. Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)

  36. Beat the one eye snake

  37. Beat the one eyed monster

  38. Beat the rat

  39. Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker

  40. Beat the shit

  41. Beat the stepchild

  42. Beat the stick

  43. Beat the weasel

  44. Beat up shorty

  45. Beat your cock

  46. Beat your gorilla

  47. Beat your pud

  48. Beat your skin

  49. Beatin' the baby batter

  50. Beef the jerky

  51. Beef-strokin'-off

  52. Ben your Franklin

  53. Bend the banana

  54. Bitch-slapping your stomper

  55. Blind the one eyed monster

  56. Blow a wad

  57. Blow the ceiling

  58. Blow up

  59. Blow wad

  60. Blow your load

  61. Blow your nose

  62. Boff up

  63. Bollock milking

  64. Bop the boa

  65. Bop the bologna

  66. Bounce Tigger

  67. Bounce your balls

  68. Box Oscar

  69. Box the clown

  70. Box the Jesuit

  71. Bringin' ya milk

  72. Buff the bullet

  73. Buff the pickle

  74. Burp the baby

  75. Burp the frog

  76. Burp the worm

  77. Bust a Nut

  78. Busting the left nut instead of the right one

  79. Butter the corn

  80. Call the captain

  81. Caress your zesty zambonie

  82. Chafe the squirtgun

  83. Charm the python

  84. Charm the snake

  85. Checkin' the Ol' Dipstick

  86. Cheesin

  87. Choke

  88. Choke the bishop

  89. Choke the chicken

  90. Choke the Choir Boy

  91. Choke the chubby

  92. Choke the monkey

  93. Choke the one eyed snake

  94. Choke the Pope

  95. Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse

  96. Choke the unemployed

  97. Chunking

  98. Churn butter

  99. Churn seed

  100. Circle jerk

  101. Clean the clock

  102. Clean the pipes

  103. Clear the snorkel

  104. Club the cucumber

  105. Cock blockin

  106. Cock pulling

  107. Cock smack

  108. Cock snot

  109. Come to daddy

  110. Corralling the tadpoles

  111. Crank it

  112. Crank one out

  113. Crank the cable

  114. Crank the crane

  115. Crank the gear

  116. Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower

  117. Cream the cake

  118. Croke the frog

  119. Crown the bishop

  120. Cruzin' then Oozin'

  121. Cuff the carrot

  122. Cuff the carrot

  123. Cuff the monkey

  124. Cum and go

  125. Cum on self

  126. Cum on your tum

  127. Cum-lets-play

  128. Curl the honey

  129. Daily duties

  130. Dancing around the maypole

  131. Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters

  132. Dancing with the one eye sailor

  133. Dangle the Donkey

  134. Date Palmela Handerson

  135. Date Paula and her 4 sisters

  136. Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters

  137. Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters

  138. Deal cards

  139. Deload the gun

  140. Despunk

  141. Destroying the slots machine

  142. Diddle your bob

  143. Do a load by hand.

  144. Do Mary Palm and her 5 sisters

  145. Do shoupa shoupa

  146. Do the dishes

  147. Do the janitor thing

  148. Do the Johnson and ball dance

  149. Do yourself

  150. Dog off

  151. Doing the Palm sisters

  152. Dong around

  153. Donkey punch

  154. Double Clicking The mouse

  155. Dr. Spankenstein Time

  156. Drain the dragon

  157. Drain the lizard

  158. Drain the pipes

  159. Drain the snake

  160. Drain the vein

  161. Drill for oil

  162. Drop a load before work.

  163. Drop the chalupa

  164. Drop the kids off at the pool.

  165. Duke your Jim

  166. Eat the egg

  167. Empty the banana

  168. Empty the pipes

  169. Empty your gunbarrel

  170. Erupt old faithful

  171. Erupt the volcano

  172. Exhaust the camel

  173. Exorcise your demons

  174. Extra long shower

  175. Fake fuckin'

  176. Favorite household activity

  177. Feed the donkey

  178. Feeding the chickens

  179. Feel it up

  180. Fiddle the ferret

  181. Fight one-eyed Willy

  182. Fight the one eyed purple warrior

  183. Fight the one-eyed monster

  184. Fight the purple helmet warrior

  185. Fight with Tarzan

  186. Fill up your belly-button

  187. Fire out the hole

  188. Fire the cannon

  189. Fire the flesh musket

  190. Fire the pistol

  191. Fire the surgeon general

  192. Firing a shot from the grassy knoll

  193. Fist fucking

  194. Fist rocket

  195. Fist-humpin.

  196. Fisting

  197. Fisting your cock

  198. Five against one

  199. Five finger disco

  200. Five finger shuffle

  201. Five fingered widow

  202. Five knuckle shuffle

  203. Five on one

  204. Five versus Willy

  205. Five-fingered humpty hump love pump

  206. Five-fingered wife

  207. Fix the clogged drain

  208. Flick your dick

  209. Fling the pudding

  210. Flog the Bishop

  211. Flog the doggie

  212. Flog the dolphin

  213. Flog the dummy

  214. Flog the hog

  215. Flog the log

  216. Flog the man

  217. Flog the mule

  218. Flog the one eyed gopher

  219. Flog the ore

  220. Flog the sailor

  221. Flog your log

  222. Flogging

  223. Fly solo

  224. Fondle the dolphin

  225. Fondle the frankfurter

  226. Fondle the sausage

  227. Foreskin mambo

  228. Frag your snag

  229. Free the captive ninja

  230. Free Willy

  231. Freshen the air

  232. Friction burn

  233. Frighten the blue veined custard chucker

  234. Fry the chicken

  235. Fry the egg

  236. Fuck the chicken

  237. Fuck the udder

  238. Fuck your cock

  239. Fuck your fist

  240. Fuck your hand

  241. Fuck yourself

  242. Fucking for one

  243. Fucking mother thumb and her 4 daughters

  244. Fumble your frank

  245. Get a handle on things

  246. Get a hold of yourself

  247. Get off

  248. Get some me time

  249. Get sticky

  250. Get the job done

  251. Get to know yourself

  252. Give the dog a bone

  253. Give the dog a walk

  254. Giving Kojak the third degree

  255. Giving yourself a helping hand

  256. Go and have a slap

  257. Go at it

  258. Go blind

  259. Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork

  260. Go for a spoof

  261. Go nut

  262. Grab the gusto

  263. Grab the handle

  264. Grab the meat

  265. Grapple the gorilla

  266. Grease the Pole

  267. Grease the rod

  268. Grease the wheel

  269. Great thoughts

  270. Greet Mr. Happy

  271. Greet the bishop

  272. Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters

  273. Grind the gopher

  274. Grind the groundhog

  275. Groom the Wookie

  276. Ham shank

  277. Hammer the lumber

  278. Hammer the helmet head

  279. Hand fuck

  280. Hand happy

  281. Hand hold

  282. Hand humpin'

  283. Hand jive

  284. Hand sex

  285. Hand shandy

  286. Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter

  287. Hand to Gland combat

  288. Hand to gland combat

  289. Hand, dick co-ordination

  290. Handle the merchandise

  291. Handy sandy

  292. Handy Shandy

  293. Hans Solo

  294. Harass the milkman

  295. Have a Barclays (Barclays Bank -- WANK - rhyming slang)

  296. Have a chug

  297. Have a frapp

  298. Have a tug

  299. Have a tug of war with Cyclops

  300. Have a wank

  301. Have fun

  302. Have sex with someone you love

  303. High-five Yule Brenner

  304. Hip the hop

  305. Hit the mitt

  306. Hitch-hike to heaven

  307. Hold the knob

  308. Hold the man

  309. Hold your baseball bat

  310. Hold your sausage hostage

  311. Home alone

  312. Homework

  313. Hone the bone

  314. Hump the hand

  315. Hump the Hebrew

  316. Hump the knob

  317. Hump the matress

  318. Idle hands

  319. Impregnate the air

  320. Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion

  321. Inside Slider with two balls

  322. Interrogate the prisoner

  323. Interrogate the witness

  324. Introduce Mr. Penis to Mrss Palm and her five lovely daughters

  325. Jack off

  326. Jack the beanstock

  327. Jack the frank

  328. Jack yo mac

  329. Jedi train in the bathroom

  330. Jerk and clean

  331. Jerk around

  332. Jerk it

  333. Jerk off

  334. Jerk pud

  335. Jerk the beef

  336. Jerk the chain

  337. Jerk the cum

  338. Jerk the general

  339. Jerk the Johnson

  340. Jerk the monkey

  341. Jerk the one-eyed snake

  342. Jerk the pet

  343. Jerk you shit

  344. Jerk your chain

  345. Jerk your gherkin

  346. Jerkin' the gherkin

  347. Jingle the Pringles

  348. Jingle your bone

  349. Jizsturbation

  350. Jock the sock

  351. Jog the joker

  352. Josh one off

  353. Juggle the balls

  354. Jump the pogo stick

  355. Just getting dressed

  356. Just going up to the office to use the photocopier

  357. Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...

  358. Just gonna go take a bath...

  359. Just need a little time with my e-mail, that's all...

  360. Keepin' the mortar clean

  361. Kill the gentleman

  362. Kill the Mr. Tingley

  363. Kneading the bread

  364. Knob thumping

  365. Knock one off

  366. Knock one off

  367. Knock the rock

  368. Knuckle shuffle

  369. Launch the hand shuttle

  370. Launch the rocket

  371. Lead pedro down the road of bulimia

  372. Leak the lizard

  373. Let Elvis leave the building

  374. Let loose the juice

  375. Lift your spirit

  376. Lighting the Roman Candle

  377. Liquidate inventory

  378. Log off

  379. Log the lumber

  380. Lollygagging

  381. Lope the mule

  382. Lope the mule

  383. Love yourself

  384. Lube the tube

  385. Lubricate the Lutheran

  386. Magic your Johnson

  387. Make a deposit

  388. Make cream

  389. Make friends with the lizard

  390. Make instant icing

  391. Make it spit

  392. Make it useful

  393. Make junior vomit

  394. Make love to Miss Michigan

  395. Make one on one love

  396. Make one-eye cry

  397. Make Peter puke

  398. Make stomach pancakes

  399. Make the bald guy puke

  400. Make the bald guy puke

  401. Make the Cyclops cry

  402. Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster

  403. Make the Cyclops spit

  404. Make the funny juice flow

  405. Make the one eyed monster puke

  406. Make the privates stand at attention, then fall in

  407. Make the snake puke

  408. Make your own hand lotion

  409. Makin babies

  410. Mangle the moose

  411. Manipulate your manhood

  412. Marry the moose

  413. Massage my palm

  414. Massage my stiff joint

  415. Massage out the stiffness

  416. Massage the salami

  417. Massage the soul

  418. Massage your balls

  419. Massage your clovers

  420. Meat off

  421. Meat-Beat

  422. Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters

  423. Meet the neighbors

  424. Meet the President

  425. Milk it

  426. Milk Murray

  427. Milk the beef

  428. Milk the cock

  429. Milk the cow

  430. Milk the goat

  431. Milk the hose

  432. Milk the lizard

  433. Milk the Magnesia

  434. Milk the Mickey

  435. Milk the one eyed trouser snake

  436. Milk the one-eyed snake

  437. Milk the one-uttered cow

  438. Milk your meat

  439. Milk yourself

  440. Molest the bystander

  441. Money comes out

  442. Monkey dance

  443. Move the joystick

  444. Mr. Happy and his five friends have a party.

  445. Mrs. palmer and her 5 daughters

  446. My Wife

  447. Nuke the whale

  448. Number 3

  449. Oil the barber pole

  450. Oil the barrel

  451. Oil the Crank

  452. Oil the noodle

  453. One hand work out

  454. One handed pole vault

  455. One man and a hand

  456. One man show

  457. Our Gang Spanky Marathon

  458. Paddling the pony

  459. Paint Pontius Pilate's Palace

  460. Paint the ceiling

  461. Paint the wall

  462. Palm loving

  463. Pamela Handerson

  464. Pan for white gold

  465. Party for one

  466. Pat the monkey

  467. Pat the Robertson

  468. Pay bills

  469. Pay the pope

  470. Peel the banana

  471. Peel the carrot

  472. Peeling chilies

  473. Pet the bald eagle

  474. Pet the donkey

  475. Pet the ghurkin

  476. Pet the one eyed monster

  477. Pet the one eyed snake

  478. Pet the one-eyed gopher

  479. Pet the potato

  480. Pet the snake

  481. Pet the Willy

  482. Pet your third leg

  483. Pickle your peter

  484. Pimp pump

  485. Piston pushing

  486. Play a solo on my private organ

  487. Play ball with the boys

  488. Play five on one

  489. Play golf

  490. Play peek-a-boo alone

  491. Play pocket pool

  492. Play skin Banjo

  493. Play solitaire

  494. Play the bag pipe

  495. Play the meat pipe

  496. Play the skin flute

  497. Play tug of war with Cyclops

  498. Play with Burt Reynolds mustache

  499. Play with Fistina

  500. Play with Fred

  501. Play with lil' Elvis

  502. Play with Mr. Panky

  503. Play with myself

  504. Play with Peter

  505. Play with Pikachu

  506. Play with Rosey Palm

  507. Play with the pud

  508. Play with the purple headed yogurt slinger

  509. Play with Wally

  510. Play with Willy the wonder worm

  511. Play with your cock and balls

  512. Play with yourself

  513. Play your guitar

  514. Play Zelda

  515. Pluck the ducky

  516. Pluck the mushroom

  517. Pocket billiards

  518. Pocket fishing

  519. Pocket pool

  520. Polish Lord Helmet

  521. Polish the baton

  522. Polish the bishop

  523. Polish the candlestick

  524. Polish the dolphin

  525. Polish the helmet

  526. Polish the knob

  527. Polish the Ol' Torpedo

  528. Polish the one eyed gopher

  529. Polish the one eyed weasel

  530. Polish the Papal Podium

  531. Polish the pewter

  532. Polish the piston

  533. Polish the pope

  534. Polish the shaft

  535. Polish the silver

  536. Polish the sword of happiness

  537. Polish the torpedo

  538. Polish your Oscar

  539. Polish your pipe

  540. Polish your rocket

  541. Polish your whistle

  542. Polishing the periscope

  543. Pop the head

  544. Pop the pistol

  545. Pop the top off the Champaign bottle

  546. Portuguese pump

  547. Pound off

  548. Pound the flounder

  549. Pound the hammer

  550. Pound the pony

  551. Pound the pud

  552. Powder your nose

  553. Prime the pump handle

  554. Prune the shroom

  555. Pud pulling

  556. Pud whacking

  557. Puddin'

  558. Pull a quickie

  559. Pull and squirt

  560. Pull dinky

  561. Pull it

  562. Pull it hard

  563. Pull Nixon's nose

  564. Pull off

  565. Pull one off

  566. Pull one out of the bag...

  567. Pull pud

  568. Pull Stretch Armstrong

  569. Pull the chain

  570. Pull the cord

  571. Pull the dog's tail

  572. Pull the fun lever

  573. Pull the goalie

  574. Pull the meat

  575. Pull the noodle

  576. Pull the pickle

  577. Pull the pig

  578. Pull the pipe

  579. Pull the plowman

  580. Pull the Polish pork

  581. Pull the pork

  582. Pull the turkey

  583. Pull your plumb

  584. Pull your pud

  585. Pull your toy

  586. Pull your wire

  587. Pulling your Yankee Doodle

  588. Pump

  589. Pump jacks

  590. Pump mini me

  591. Pump sperm

  592. Pump the balls

  593. Pump the Pole

  594. Pump the watergun

  595. Pump your gun

  596. Pump your pud

  597. Pump'n the water rocket

  598. Punch the clown

  599. Punch the eclair

  600. Punch the monkey

  601. Punch the munchkin

  602. Punish Percy in the palm

  603. Punish the evil merchant

  604. Puppy whacking

  605. Pushing the envelope

  606. Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college

  607. Putting Mayonnaise On The Garlic Bread

  608. Ram the rod

  609. Rattle the one eyed snake

  610. Ream the one eyed semen demon

  611. Release some steam

  612. Release the hounds

  613. Release the pressure

  614. Release the valves

  615. Relieve your sperm bank

  616. Relieving a little tension

  617. Relish up the hot dog

  618. Remove the rust

  619. Ricky Wrestling

  620. Ride the big dipper

  621. Ride The Dolphin

  622. Ride the rod

  623. Ride to heaven

  624. Ring your cock

  625. Rinse on

  626. Rocketing

  627. Rod yankin

  628. Roll dice

  629. Rolling the dough

  630. Rope the mule

  631. Rope your goat

  632. Rough up the little man

  633. Rough up the suspect

  634. Row the boat

  635. Rub a dub dub

  636. Rub it silly

  637. Rub one off

  638. Rub one out

  639. Rub the button

  640. Rub the faucet

  641. Rub the fireman's helmet

  642. Rub the knob!

  643. Rub the magic lamp

  644. Rub the pipe

  645. Rub the rhubarb

  646. Rub the rod

  647. Rub the sausage

  648. Rub the tool

  649. Rub your monkey

  650. Rub your nub

  651. Rubadubdub

  652. Run off a batch

  653. Salute the flag pole

  654. Salute the general

  655. Salute the scumlord

  656. Sausage stroking

  657. Say hello to Mr. Happy

  658. Say hello to the colonel of love

  659. Say hi to your monster

  660. Scramble the sausage

  661. Scrub the deck

  662. Self deflation

  663. Self diddle

  664. Self fuck

  665. Self fucking

  666. Self gratification

  667. Self indulgence

  668. Self motivation

  669. Self service

  670. Self sex

  671. Self-satisfaction

  672. Self-suck

  673. Sex with da hands

  674. Sex with Simon

  675. Shag your shank

  676. Shag-yer-self

  677. Shake hands w/the unemployed

  678. Shake hands with a pole

  679. Shake hands with Abraham Lincoln

  680. Shake hands with Ben Franklin

  681. Shake hands with Elvis

  682. Shake hands with Mr Peeper

  683. Shake hands with the ambassador of love

  684. Shake hands with the devil

  685. Shake hands with the governor

  686. Shake hands with the one eyed milk man

  687. Shake hands with the president

  688. Shake hands with the sheriff

  689. Shake hands with the unemployed

  690. Shake hands with the wife's wedding present

  691. Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree

  692. Shake it

  693. Shake my finger

  694. Shake off

  695. Shake the bottle

  696. Shake the goo off

  697. Shake the grapes

  698. Shake the old man

  699. Shake the pepperpot

  700. Shake the snake

  701. Shake the snake

  702. Shake with the tall guy

  703. Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend

  704. Shake your martini

  705. Shakin' the bacon

  706. Shaking hand with Colonel Sanders

  707. Shampoo the carpet

  708. Shampoo the moose

  709. Sharpen the pencil

  710. Shift with the manual transmission

  711. Shine the bishop

  712. Shine the car

  713. Shine the helmet

  714. Shine the pole

  715. Shine the spear

  716. Shine the telescope

  717. Shine the wood

  718. Shine your salami

  719. Shock the monkey

  720. Shoot for pearls

  721. Shoot hoops

  722. Shoot old yeller

  723. Shoot putty at the moon

  724. Shoot putty at the moon

  725. Shoot the gun

  726. Shoot the plane

  727. Short-arm stroking

  728. Shroom pullin'

  729. Shuck the corn cob

  730. Shuck the cornstalk

  731. Sin dirty with thy self

  732. Siphon the python

  733. Skin the sarge

  734. Skin the sausage

  735. Skin your frank

  736. Slam the ham

  737. Slam the stick

  738. Slap little Johnny behind the German helmet

  739. Slap spanky

  740. Slap the bishop

  741. Slap the carrot

  742. Slap the dick

  743. Slap the dummy

  744. Slap the ham

  745. Slap the salami

  746. Slap the salmon

  747. Slap the sausage

  748. Slap the stick

  749. Slap you cock

  750. Slay the dragon

  751. Slick the stick

  752. Slime the salamy

  753. slippery

  754. slippin' salami

  755. slipping

  756. Slobbin' the Milosevich

  757. Smack

  758. Smack baldy on the head

  759. Smack my pud

  760. Smack off

  761. Smack the burrito

  762. Smack the salami

  763. Smack your monkey

  764. Smelly jelly making

  765. Smoke the turkey

  766. Sneak a wink at wiggly

  767. Sock the cock

  768. Solo serve

  769. Spank frank

  770. Spank frank

  771. Spank it

  772. Spank it

  773. Spank Milo

  774. Spank off

  775. Spank one

  776. Spank that ass

  777. Spank the chicken

  778. Spank the dolphin

  779. Spank the hotdog

  780. Spank the money

  781. Spank the monkey

  782. Spank the old lady

  783. Spank the pup

  784. Spank the sausage

  785. Spank the Spam

  786. Spank your love life

  787. Spank your monkey

  788. Spank your pud

  789. Spanktervision

  790. Spanky's Revenge

  791. Speed shifting

  792. Spend time with an old friend

  793. Spewin' a white one

  794. Spill milk

  795. Spin the dreidel

  796. Spit da' sperm

  797. Spit shine the knob

  798. Splish Splah

  799. Sploshing

  800. Sporting the tent

  801. Spraying the belly with sticky white love-piss

  802. Spunk the monkey

  803. Spunk up

  804. Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun

  805. Squeeze cheese

  806. Squeeze off a load

  807. Squeeze one off

  808. Squeeze the big guy

  809. Squeeze the Charmin

  810. Squeeze the Cyclops

  811. Squeeze the duck's head

  812. Squeeze the juice out the head

  813. Squeeze the lemon

  814. Squeeze the sausage

  815. Squeeze the squid

  816. Squeeze the tomato

  817. Squeeze the Twinkie

  818. Squeeze you lizard

  819. Squirt the Bert

  820. Squish the squid

  821. Stain the mitt

  822. Start the engine

  823. Start the lawnmower

  824. Stick it

  825. Stick shifting

  826. Stock

  827. Stoke the Strokin' stack

  828. Strangle the bishop

  829. Strangle the one-eyed trouser snake

  830. Strangle the snake

  831. Strangle the snake

  832. Strangle the warrior

  833. Stress reliever

  834. Stretch it

  835. Stretch one out

  836. Stretch the salami

  837. Stretching the truth

  838. Strike oil

  839. Strip the bark

  840. Stroke

  841. Stroke it

  842. Stroke off

  843. Stroke that big thing

  844. Stroke the chicken

  845. Stroke the choad

  846. Stroke the cock

  847. stroke the crank

  848. Stroke the ding-dong

  849. Stroke the dolphin

  850. Stroke the donkey

  851. Stroke the longhorn

  852. Stroke the manroot

  853. Stroke the monkey

  854. Stroke the mushroom

  855. Stroke the oar

  856. stroke the one-eyed snake

  857. Stroke the poke

  858. Stroke the puppy

  859. Stroke the salami

  860. Stroke the salami

  861. Stroke the schlong

  862. Stroke the shaft

  863. Stroke the slug

  864. Stroke the Snake

  865. Stroke the stick

  866. Stroke the strudel

  867. Stroke the stump

  868. Stroke the weasel

  869. Stroke the yoke

  870. Stroke your cock

  871. Stroking the dog

  872. Stroking the fireman

  873. Stroking the flagpole

  874. Struggle for life

  875. Strum the drum

  876. Strum your guitar

  877. Summon the jizz

  878. Swat off

  879. Swing the balls

  880. Swing the thing

  881. Tackling the totem

  882. Take a load off

  883. Take a ride on the slip n' slide

  884. Take a squirt

  885. Take batting practice

  886. Take Capt Solo on the Kessel Run

  887. Take Captain Picard to Warp Speed

  888. Take care of a big problem

  889. Take care of business

  890. Take matters in hand

  891. Take the edge off

  892. Take the sausage hostage

  893. Take your banana boat to tuna town

  894. Tame the beast

  895. Tame the one eyed spitting snake

  896. Tame the shrew

  897. Tame the vein

  898. Taming the purple headed warrior

  899. Tantalizing your toboggan

  900. Tap a teste

  901. Teach the dog a lesson

  902. Teach the monkey

  903. Tease the weasel

  904. Tease to please

  905. Teasing one out

  906. Tenderize the meat

  907. Tenderize the pork

  908. Tenderize the steak

  909. Test the probe

  910. Test the purple headed yogurt thrower

  911. Thawing the meat

  912. The gentle handshake

  913. The ol' 5 against 1

  914. The penis pull

  915. The right hand maneuver

  916. The sofa

  917. The twist

  918. Thelma Thumb and her four sisters

  919. Think of your mom

  920. Thump the stump

  921. Thumping the stump

  922. Tickle the angus

  923. Tickle the meat curtains

  924. Tickle the peter

  925. Tickle the pickle

  926. Tickle the tentacle

  927. Tickle the tiger

  928. Tip the hat

  929. Tommy Tank

  930. Toot the horn

  931. Torture little Timmy

  932. Torture the monkey

  933. Toss off

  934. Toss the salad

  935. Touch the toucher

  936. Touch yourself

  937. Train the chicken

  938. Train the purple-headed warrior

  939. Tug the handle

  940. Tug the tassel

  941. Tug the turkey

  942. Tug your rope

  943. Tugging the boat

  944. Tug-O-War With Cyclops

  945. Turn Japanese

  946. Tweak your tool.

  947. Twiddle the bone flute

  948. Ugly Man Sex

  949. Unisex

  950. Unleashing

  951. Unload your gun

  952. Unsheathe the meat sword

  953. Up and down

  954. Use the joystick

  955. Vex the vicar

  956. Vice grip

  957. Virgin Love

  958. Visit the petting zoo

  959. Vote Republican

  960. Wag it

  961. Wag the dog

  962. Walk the dog

  963. Wang chungin

  964. Wang off

  965. Wank

  966. Wank and crank

  967. Wank it

  968. Wank off

  969. Wank the monkey

  970. Wank the pud

  971. Wank the sock

  972. Wank the wanker

  973. Wank the willy

  974. Wank your shank

  975. Wankin and spankin

  976. Wanky panky

  977. Wash the Buick

  978. Wash the rod

  979. Watch some pooh

  980. Wax the Bat

  981. Wax the bishop

  982. Wax the carrot

  983. Wax the chrome

  984. Wax the dolphin

  985. Wax the flagpole

  986. Wax the frog

  987. Wax the ol' Torpedo

  988. Wax the pole

  989. Wax the weasel

  990. Wax the willie

  991. Wax the Winnebago

  992. Weenie whacking

  993. Wet the whistle

  994. Whack it

  995. Whack jack

  996. Whack off

  997. Whack off like a red-headed stepchild

  998. Whack the Chalupa

  999. Whack the pole

  1000. Whack the pud

  1001. Whack the rod

  1002. Whack the weasel

  1003. Whack the wizard

  1004. Whack the wood

  1005. Whack your wack

  1006. Whackin winky

  1007. Whacking it

  1008. Wham the bone

  1009. Wheel it

  1010. Whip it

  1011. Whip pud

  1012. Whip the noodle

  1013. Whip the weenie

  1014. Whip up some baby batter.

  1015. Whippin' cream

  1016. Whipping' it good

  1017. Whipping the skippy

  1018. White Water Wristing

  1019. White water wristing

  1020. Whittle the wood

  1021. Whoop the mule

  1022. Whoop your pudd

  1023. Wind up the cock clock

  1024. Wind your sun dial

  1025. Windsurf on Mt. Baldy

  1026. Withdraw from the spankbank

  1027. Work out the third leg

  1028. Workin' it

  1029. Working the wiligger

  1030. Wrestle the bald head champion

  1031. Wrestle the champ

  1032. Wrestle the turkey

  1033. Wrestle with Jimmy

  1034. Wrestle with the one eyed champ

  1035. Wrestle with the one-eyed monster

  1036. Wrestle with the one-eyed-trouser snake

  1037. Yank off

  1038. Yank the chain

  1039. Yank the crank

  1040. Yank the dog

  1041. Yank the plank

  1042. Yank the sausage

  1043. Yank the Yankee

  1044. Yankie the Wankie

  1045. Yolk the egg

 

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